1
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I just don't think
i can trust you.
2
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You think
i'll take one look at a demon
3
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And suddenly
fall off the wagon,
4
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As if, after everything,
i haven't learned my lesson.
5
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well, have you?
6
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I know
you don't trust me.
so, what are you saying?
7
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It's best we just
go our separate ways.
8
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Well,
i think you're right.
9
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Nick: you know who i am.
sam: lucifer.
10
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You're the one, sam.
you're my vessel.
11
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That'll never happen.
12
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you're
the michael sword.
13
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What do you mean,
i'm the sword?
you're
michael's weapon.
14
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i'm a vessel?
you're the vessel.
15
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If you're serious
and you want back in...
16
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I won't let you down.
oh, i know it.
17
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[ insects chirping ]
18
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All right, buddy,
what's so important
19
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You couldn't tell me
over the phone?
20
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Trust me, jim.
21
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It's important.
22
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Wait a minute.
you're not --
23
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You're not telling me
that this is...
24
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Yep.
you found it?!
25
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Ohh...
26
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[ chuckles ]
27
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Ohh, you found it.
28
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[ chuckles ]
29
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Oh...my...god.
30
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Are you sure?
31
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Vin number's a match.
32
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Ohh...
33
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How much did you pay?
34
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A lot.
35
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Come on. how much?
36
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[ chuckles ] a lot.
37
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I'll bet.
38
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Whew!
39
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Wow.
40
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You start her up yet?
41
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Been waiting for you.
42
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Yeah, waiting to rub my nose
in it, right?
43
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Exactly.
44
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Whoa, whoa,
wait, wait, wait.
45
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We need to record this
for posterity's sake.
46
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Great idea.
47
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Yeah. great idea.
48
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[ chuckles ] that...
49
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[ exhales sharply ]
50
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man on radio: the critics
call it a blockbust--
51
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[ static ]
52
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[ engine revs ]
53
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[ tires squeal, crash ]
54
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Cal?!
55
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Hey, you all right, man?
56
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I thought i heard something.
57
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You didn't start her up on me,
did you?
58
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Smile, buddy.
59
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Oh, my god.
60
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Cal! cal!
61
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So, what's with this job?
62
00:03:02,723 --> 00:03:05,091
Dude suffers a head-on
collision in a parked car?
63
00:03:05,159 --> 00:03:06,792
I'd say that's
worth checking out.
64
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Yeah, definitely.
65
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Uh, but we got bigger problems,
don't you think?
66
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I'm sure the apocalypse will
still be there when we get back.
67
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Right, yeah, but, i mean,
68
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If the colt is really
out there somewhere --
69
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Yeah, we've been looking for
three weeks. we got bupkus.
70
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Okay.
71
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But, dean...
72
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I mean, if we're gonna
ice the devil --
73
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This is what
we're doing, okay?
74
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End of discussion.
75
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[ sighs ]
76
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It's just that this
is our first real case
77
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Back at it together.
78
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You know, i think
we ought to ease into it,
79
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Put the training wheels
back on.
80
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So you think
i need training wheels?
81
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no. "we."
we need training wheels.
82
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You and me, as a team.
83
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Okay?
84
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Okay.
85
00:04:04,885 --> 00:04:07,187
I mean, i really want this
to be a fresh start, you know?
86
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For the both of us.
87
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Okay.
88
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[ police radio chatter ]
89
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Agents bonham and copeland.
90
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Rick carnegie.
good to know you.
91
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So you're here on account
of cal hopkins' death?
that's right.
92
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Well, afraid you came
a long way for nothing.
93
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We already booked
the guy that did it.
94
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I'm sorry.
who do you think did it?
95
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hey, you all right, man?
i thought i heard something.
96
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Sicko taped
his own handiwork.
97
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I don't follow.
98
00:05:01,575 --> 00:05:03,276
It was jim grossman
that killed cal.
99
00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:04,810
Wait. what?
100
00:05:04,878 --> 00:05:07,647
Well, he was the only one
on the scene for miles.
101
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They were best friends.
102
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Most violent crimes
are committed
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By someone
close to the victim.
104
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And how exactly did jim slam cal
into a windshield
105
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With all the force
of an 80-mile-per-hour crash?
106
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Drugs, maybe?
107
00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:24,930
Look, you know
this ain't brain surgery, boys.
108
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Whatever it looks like,
that's what it usually is.
109
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It's simple.
110
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"simple." right.
111
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Right.
112
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Um, if you don't mind,
113
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We'd like to speak
to jim grossman anyway.
114
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I was in the house
when it happened.
115
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I didn't even see it.
116
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And for argument's sake,
say we believe you.
117
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Why would you?
the cops didn't.
118
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We're not
your typical cops.
119
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Please, just tell us
what you saw.
120
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It's not what i saw.
it's what i heard.
121
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Tires squealing,
glass breaking.
122
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[ sighs ]
123
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It was the car
that did it.
124
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The car?
125
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I mean,
i heard about the curse,
126
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But i just thought
it was a load of crap.
127
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Curse?
what do you mean, curse?
128
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the car.
little bastard.
129
00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,808
l-little bastard?
130
00:06:08,875 --> 00:06:10,042
as in the
little bastard?
131
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wait, wait.
what's little bastard?
132
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It's james dean's car.
it's the one he was killed in.
133
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Yeah, that's the one.
134
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Cal had been looking for it
for years.
135
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I mean,
hell, we both had.
136
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But he found it first.
137
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Oh, we are definitely
checking this out.
138
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So, what,
this is like "christine"?
139
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No, "christine" is fiction.
140
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This --
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This is real.
142
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Okay.
enlighten me.
143
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Well, after james dean died,
144
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His mechanic
bought the wreckage,
145
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And he fixed it up.
146
00:06:49,383 --> 00:06:52,985
And it repaid him by
[clicks tongue] falling on him.
147
00:06:53,053 --> 00:06:54,420
Then tony mchenry was killed
148
00:06:54,488 --> 00:06:56,055
When it locked up
on the racetrack.
149
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I mean, death follows
this car around like exhaust.
150
00:06:58,992 --> 00:07:01,527
Nobody touches it
and comes away in one piece.
151
00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,229
Hmm.
152
00:07:03,296 --> 00:07:06,999
Then in 1970, it vanished
off the back of a truck.
153
00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:09,602
Nobody's ever seen it since.
154
00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:11,838
I'm telling you, man.
if this --
155
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if this car
is little bastard,
156
00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:14,774
I will bet you
dollars to doughnuts
157
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It's what killed the guy.
158
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So, how do we find out?
159
00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:18,911
Well, cal matched
the vin number,
160
00:07:18,979 --> 00:07:21,581
But the only real way to know
is the engine number.
161
00:07:22,983 --> 00:07:24,384
I'm guessing
the engine number --
162
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On the engine. yeah.
163
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[ metal creaking ]
164
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You want me to do it?
165
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No.
166
00:07:37,030 --> 00:07:39,965
No, no, i've g--
i've got it.
167
00:07:43,537 --> 00:07:45,505
Okay, baby...
168
00:07:45,572 --> 00:07:47,673
I'm not gonna
hurt you, so...
169
00:07:47,741 --> 00:07:50,142
don't hurt me.
170
00:08:05,692 --> 00:08:07,827
[ metal creaking ]
171
00:08:07,895 --> 00:08:09,896
[ gasping ]
172
00:08:14,568 --> 00:08:17,737
Need a flashlight?
[ gasps ]
173
00:08:17,805 --> 00:08:19,872
No.
174
00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:23,108
Don't do anything.
just go away.
175
00:08:23,176 --> 00:08:25,110
You -- uh, okay.
176
00:08:25,178 --> 00:08:26,546
Don't speak, all right?
177
00:08:26,613 --> 00:08:29,549
In fact, don't even look at her.
she might not like it.
178
00:08:39,326 --> 00:08:42,227
[ metal creaking ]
179
00:08:59,279 --> 00:09:00,913
[ breathing heavily ]
180
00:09:03,350 --> 00:09:05,084
[ exhales deeply ]
181
00:09:05,151 --> 00:09:06,886
[ clears throat ]
182
00:09:06,954 --> 00:09:08,187
Find out who owned it.
183
00:09:08,254 --> 00:09:09,856
Not just the last owner --
184
00:09:09,923 --> 00:09:12,825
You got to take it
all the way back to 1955.
185
00:09:12,893 --> 00:09:14,927
That's a lot of research.
186
00:09:14,995 --> 00:09:18,598
Well, i guess i just made
your afternoon.
187
00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:21,534
[ whimpers ]
188
00:09:24,404 --> 00:09:25,738
So, you want
to be an actress, huh?
189
00:09:25,806 --> 00:09:27,940
That is --
that is so funny.
190
00:09:28,008 --> 00:09:30,543
Because i am actually...
191
00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:33,345
An agent
for william morris endeavor.
192
00:09:33,413 --> 00:09:34,947
Wow.
193
00:09:35,015 --> 00:09:35,848
[ chuckles ]
194
00:09:35,916 --> 00:09:37,950
[ cellphone rings ]
195
00:09:38,018 --> 00:09:39,018
You mind
filling me up again?
196
00:09:39,085 --> 00:09:40,352
Yeah.
197
00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:43,489
Hey, you're a star,
all right?
198
00:09:43,557 --> 00:09:45,591
Yo.
sam: hey, took me a while,
199
00:09:45,659 --> 00:09:47,393
But i traced all the car's
previous owners.
200
00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:48,661
Any of them die bloody?
201
00:09:48,729 --> 00:09:49,829
Nope. in fact --
202
00:09:51,565 --> 00:09:53,165
Dean, are you in a bar?
203
00:09:53,233 --> 00:09:56,035
No, i'm --
i'm in a restaurant...
204
00:09:56,102 --> 00:09:58,370
Here's your beer.
205
00:09:58,438 --> 00:10:00,540
Thanks.
206
00:10:00,607 --> 00:10:02,341
...that happens
to have a bar.
207
00:10:02,409 --> 00:10:04,476
I've been working
my ass off here.
208
00:10:04,545 --> 00:10:06,245
Hey, world's
smallest violin, pal.
209
00:10:06,312 --> 00:10:08,380
I spent the afternoon
up christine's skirt.
210
00:10:08,448 --> 00:10:09,749
I needed a drink.
211
00:10:09,816 --> 00:10:10,850
Actually, you didn't.
212
00:10:10,918 --> 00:10:12,117
Meaning?
213
00:10:12,185 --> 00:10:13,953
The car's first owner
was a cardiologist
214
00:10:14,021 --> 00:10:17,056
In philadelphia -- drove it
till he died in 1972.
215
00:10:17,123 --> 00:10:18,424
So you're saying...
216
00:10:18,491 --> 00:10:21,027
That porsche is not,
nor has it ever been,
217
00:10:21,094 --> 00:10:22,361
James dean's car.
218
00:10:22,429 --> 00:10:23,963
it's a fake little bastard.
219
00:10:24,031 --> 00:10:25,698
Well, then, what was it
that killed the guy?
220
00:10:25,766 --> 00:10:27,132
Good question.
221
00:10:34,074 --> 00:10:35,541
Okay, mr. hill.
i finish.
222
00:10:35,609 --> 00:10:38,778
Thank you, consuela.
have a good night.
223
00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:41,714
[ door opens, closes ]
224
00:10:41,782 --> 00:10:44,116
[ sighs ]
225
00:10:44,184 --> 00:10:45,718
[ floor creaks ]
226
00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:52,758
Oh, my god.
227
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,494
It's you.
228
00:10:55,562 --> 00:10:57,897
But you're dead.
229
00:10:57,965 --> 00:10:59,899
You're supposed to be dead.
230
00:10:59,967 --> 00:11:01,266
[ growls ]
231
00:11:02,803 --> 00:11:03,469
No.
232
00:11:06,239 --> 00:11:07,106
No.
233
00:11:09,342 --> 00:11:10,476
No, no, no.
234
00:11:12,646 --> 00:11:14,080
[ gagging ]
235
00:11:18,351 --> 00:11:20,119
[ gunshot ]
236
00:11:23,988 --> 00:11:26,423
I want you to use
a fine-tooth comb.
237
00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:29,359
The evidence is here.
just got to find it.
238
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,394
Heard you got
another weird one.
239
00:11:31,462 --> 00:11:34,064
Well, it's a -- it's a little
strange on the surface, i admit,
240
00:11:34,132 --> 00:11:38,368
But, you know,
once y-you look at the facts...
241
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:41,238
William hill died from
a gunshot wound to the head.
242
00:11:41,306 --> 00:11:44,341
No gun, no gunpowder,
no bullet.
243
00:11:44,408 --> 00:11:46,076
Nope.
nothin' strange about that.
244
00:11:46,144 --> 00:11:47,577
[ sighs ]
245
00:11:47,645 --> 00:11:49,646
Well, there's got to be
a reasonable explanation.
246
00:11:49,714 --> 00:11:50,881
There always is.
247
00:11:50,949 --> 00:11:52,415
Well, what's your
reasonable explanation?
248
00:11:54,685 --> 00:11:55,986
Professional killer.
249
00:11:56,054 --> 00:11:57,587
Come again?
250
00:11:57,655 --> 00:12:00,690
Cia, nsa,
one of them trained assassins --
251
00:12:00,758 --> 00:12:02,092
Like in "michael clayton."
252
00:12:05,964 --> 00:12:07,797
Right.
253
00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:10,968
You're welcome
to look around, but --
254
00:12:11,035 --> 00:12:12,769
But these guys
don't leave fingerprints.
255
00:12:12,837 --> 00:12:14,037
Mind if we talk
with the witness?
256
00:12:14,105 --> 00:12:16,806
Oh, be my guest.
she's not making any sense.
257
00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:18,942
And she's not making any sense
in spanish, either.
258
00:12:20,245 --> 00:12:21,745
Right.
259
00:12:21,812 --> 00:12:24,447
no puedo vivir aquí.
necesito mi familia.
260
00:12:24,515 --> 00:12:27,450
me voy ahora.
me voy a la casa.
261
00:12:27,518 --> 00:12:31,621
no -- me voy a la casa
en el salvador ahora.
262
00:12:31,689 --> 00:12:33,023
Dean:
consuela alvarez?
263
00:12:33,091 --> 00:12:34,157
Yes?
264
00:12:34,225 --> 00:12:36,026
Fbi.
265
00:12:36,094 --> 00:12:37,961
Now, you said
you saw something
266
00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:39,229
In the professor's house.
267
00:12:39,297 --> 00:12:40,497
Right?
something in the window.
268
00:12:40,564 --> 00:12:42,266
estaba sacando la basura.
269
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:46,303
imiré por la ventana y vi al
hombre que mató al señor hill!
270
00:12:46,371 --> 00:12:49,239
uh, señora alvarez.
cálmese, por favor.
271
00:12:49,307 --> 00:12:51,841
Uh...
272
00:12:53,211 --> 00:12:55,645
uh, díganos lo que vio.
273
00:12:55,713 --> 00:12:56,980
Nice.
274
00:12:57,048 --> 00:12:58,181
Freshman spanish.
275
00:12:58,249 --> 00:13:00,884
era alto, muy alto.
276
00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:03,387
y llevaba
el abrigo negro largo
277
00:13:03,454 --> 00:13:05,055
y tenía bigotes.
278
00:13:05,123 --> 00:13:07,124
Okay, uh...
279
00:13:07,191 --> 00:13:08,825
Tall man. very tall.
280
00:13:08,893 --> 00:13:11,494
With a long black coat.
281
00:13:11,562 --> 00:13:14,097
And, uh, a beard?
beard.
282
00:13:14,165 --> 00:13:15,632
y un sombrero.
283
00:13:15,699 --> 00:13:17,200
Dude was wearing
a sombrero?
284
00:13:17,268 --> 00:13:19,602
A-a hat. not a-a --
285
00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:21,371
no, no, no.
un sombrero alto.
286
00:13:21,439 --> 00:13:23,440
A tall hat?
oh, like a top hat?
287
00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:25,708
iun sombrero alto!
288
00:13:25,776 --> 00:13:26,810
muy alto.
289
00:13:26,877 --> 00:13:28,678
What, you mean like a --
290
00:13:28,746 --> 00:13:30,247
like a stovepipe hat?
sí.
291
00:13:30,315 --> 00:13:32,015
Oh, yeah, you know,
like abraham lincoln.
292
00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:35,352
[ voice breaking ]
sí. el presidente lincoln.
293
00:13:38,022 --> 00:13:40,357
[ crying ] abraham lincoln
killed mr. hill.
294
00:13:42,093 --> 00:13:43,093
Huh.
295
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,096
S-so i go home now?
296
00:13:46,164 --> 00:13:47,730
uh, sí. gracias.
297
00:13:47,798 --> 00:13:49,032
gracias.
298
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,567
Uh...
299
00:14:09,387 --> 00:14:10,854
Whoa.
300
00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:11,955
What?
301
00:14:15,126 --> 00:14:16,893
[ scoffs ]
302
00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:20,197
Here's a freeze-frame
from jim grossman's video.
303
00:14:23,201 --> 00:14:25,202
Am i crazy, or does that
look like james dean?
304
00:14:26,904 --> 00:14:28,105
That looks like
james dean.
305
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:34,478
so, we got abraham lincoln
and james dean?
306
00:14:34,545 --> 00:14:35,979
Famous ghosts?
307
00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:37,514
Maybe.
308
00:14:37,581 --> 00:14:38,715
Well, that's just silly.
309
00:14:40,251 --> 00:14:43,786
No, actually, uh, there's
a ton of lore on famous ghosts.
310
00:14:43,854 --> 00:14:45,788
More than the, you know,
not-famous kinds.
311
00:14:45,856 --> 00:14:48,058
I'm actually surprised
we haven't run into one before.
312
00:14:48,126 --> 00:14:50,560
Yeah, but now we got two
of them? two extremely
pissed-off ghosts?
313
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,929
Who are apparently
ganking their fans.
what do you mean?
314
00:14:54,298 --> 00:14:56,599
Professor hill
was a civil war nut.
315
00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:57,867
He dug lincoln.
316
00:14:57,935 --> 00:15:00,137
And cal must have been
a james dean freak.
317
00:15:00,204 --> 00:15:03,240
He spent 17 years of his life
tracking down the guy's car.
318
00:15:03,307 --> 00:15:04,908
So, you're saying
that we've got
319
00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:07,477
Two super-famous,
super-pissed-off ghosts
320
00:15:07,545 --> 00:15:09,812
Killing their super fans?
321
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,450
That's what it looks like.
322
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,454
well, that is muchos loco.
323
00:15:17,522 --> 00:15:18,855
[ chuckles ] "muy."
324
00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:21,925
not "muchos."
325
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:24,294
Yeah, well,
the big question is,
326
00:15:24,362 --> 00:15:26,029
What the hell
are they doing here?
327
00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:28,998
Yeah, ghosts usually haunt
the places they lived.
328
00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:31,935
I mean, i get abraham lincoln
at the white house.
329
00:15:32,002 --> 00:15:34,671
And james dean
at a racetrack, but...
330
00:15:34,738 --> 00:15:36,473
What the hell are they doing
in canton?
331
00:15:46,817 --> 00:15:48,485
You got to be kidding me.
332
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,389
What?
333
00:15:56,727 --> 00:15:58,361
You got to be kidding me.
334
00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:21,318
Dean: dude, he's short.
335
00:16:21,385 --> 00:16:22,352
Hey.
336
00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:24,887
Gandhi was a great man.
337
00:16:26,224 --> 00:16:27,424
Yeah, for a smurf.
338
00:16:28,559 --> 00:16:31,060
Oh, sorry
to keep you waiting.
339
00:16:31,129 --> 00:16:32,829
This is our busiest time
of the year.
340
00:16:34,599 --> 00:16:36,266
This is busy?
341
00:16:36,334 --> 00:16:39,169
W-well, n-not right now.
but it's early.
342
00:16:39,237 --> 00:16:40,737
It's 4:30.
343
00:16:40,804 --> 00:16:42,472
So, what can i do for you?
344
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,608
well, we are writing a piece
for travel magazine.
345
00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:49,045
Yeah, on how totally non-sucky
wax museums are.
346
00:16:49,113 --> 00:16:50,247
That's fantastic!
347
00:16:50,314 --> 00:16:51,648
A little press --
just what we need.
348
00:16:51,715 --> 00:16:53,750
Great, well, we're interested
in a few of your exhibits,
349
00:16:53,817 --> 00:16:56,386
Specifically abraham lincoln
and james dean.
350
00:16:56,454 --> 00:16:57,820
Two of our
most popular displays.
351
00:16:57,888 --> 00:17:00,223
Oh, yeah? so they bring in
a lot of visitors?
352
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:01,291
Yeah, we have our regulars.
353
00:17:01,359 --> 00:17:02,692
I don't suppose
354
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,361
That william hill
and cal hopkins
355
00:17:04,428 --> 00:17:05,695
Were regulars, were they?
356
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:08,198
As a matter of fact,
they were.
357
00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:11,834
I heard what happened to them.
that's tragic, just tragic.
358
00:17:11,902 --> 00:17:14,371
Well, that's not gonna
be in the article, is it?
359
00:17:14,438 --> 00:17:15,805
No. no, no.
of course not.
360
00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:17,574
You know, i got to tell you,
361
00:17:17,642 --> 00:17:19,942
That -- that lincoln
is so lifelike.
362
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:24,181
I mean, you know, you can
just imagine him moving around.
363
00:17:24,248 --> 00:17:25,582
You ever see anything
like that?
364
00:17:27,185 --> 00:17:28,985
Uh, no.
365
00:17:30,521 --> 00:17:32,789
Well, is there anything
you can think of
366
00:17:32,856 --> 00:17:35,258
That would make
your museum...unusual?
367
00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:37,126
You know,
for the article.
368
00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:39,762
Well, i'll say. there
isn't another place
like us, not anywhere.
369
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:43,266
How so?
well, for one, that's
honest abe's real hat.
370
00:17:44,502 --> 00:17:45,802
It is?
371
00:17:45,869 --> 00:17:48,405
Almost like his remains.
372
00:17:50,274 --> 00:17:52,676
Ugh. i guess.
373
00:17:52,743 --> 00:17:54,477
You wouldn't
happen to have
374
00:17:54,545 --> 00:17:56,446
Any of james dean's
personal effects, would you?
375
00:17:56,514 --> 00:17:58,181
Yeah, got his key chain.
376
00:17:58,249 --> 00:17:59,616
We got a bunch of stuff --
377
00:17:59,684 --> 00:18:02,652
Uh, gandhi's bifocals,
fdr's iron lung,
378
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,020
This.
379
00:18:05,856 --> 00:18:07,156
And who did that
belong to?
380
00:18:07,225 --> 00:18:10,193
The fonz.
seasons 2 through 4.
381
00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:11,761
W-wow.
382
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,364
Yeah, that's --
that's really cool...ish.
383
00:18:14,432 --> 00:18:15,699
Oh, this?
this is nothing.
384
00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:17,967
I've been working on
a new collection of figures,
385
00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:19,336
Stuff that'll
really wow the kids.
386
00:18:19,403 --> 00:18:21,371
The kids?
yeah, gen "y."
387
00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:25,041
Computer games,
cellphones, "sexting" --
388
00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:26,943
[ scoffs ]
they're just fads.
389
00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:29,846
I'm gonna make wax museums
hip again.
390
00:18:29,913 --> 00:18:31,648
[ chuckles ]
391
00:18:52,370 --> 00:18:54,404
yeah, abraham lincoln
and james dean.
392
00:18:54,472 --> 00:18:55,938
Can you believe that?
393
00:18:56,006 --> 00:18:57,507
Why so kill-crazy?
394
00:18:57,575 --> 00:19:01,177
Ah, maybe the apocalypse has
got them all hot and bothered.
395
00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:03,112
Yeah, well, we all know
whose fault that is.
396
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:05,348
Yeah, i'm keeping
an eye on him.
397
00:19:09,019 --> 00:19:12,255
I'll call you later.
bye.
398
00:19:12,323 --> 00:19:13,590
What's going on?
399
00:19:13,658 --> 00:19:15,091
Did you get
the trunk packed up?
400
00:19:15,159 --> 00:19:17,360
Yeah, the trunk's packed.
who was on the phone?
401
00:19:17,428 --> 00:19:19,028
Bobby.
and?
402
00:19:19,096 --> 00:19:19,929
Nothing.
403
00:19:21,432 --> 00:19:23,633
So, we're just gonna pretend
i didn't hear what i just heard?
404
00:19:25,202 --> 00:19:27,504
Pretend or don't pretend,
whatever floats your boat.
405
00:19:27,571 --> 00:19:30,373
This was supposed to be
a fresh start, dean.
406
00:19:30,441 --> 00:19:32,208
Well, this is about as fresh
as it gets.
407
00:19:32,276 --> 00:19:34,043
Now, we going or not?
408
00:19:40,318 --> 00:19:42,719
[ sighs ]
409
00:20:08,979 --> 00:20:10,380
Check it out.
410
00:20:10,448 --> 00:20:12,982
[ as lincoln ] four score
and seven years ago,
411
00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:14,818
I had a funny hat.
412
00:20:14,885 --> 00:20:16,986
Dean. [ scoffs ]
413
00:20:17,054 --> 00:20:18,855
[ normal voice ] i can't
have any fun with this?
414
00:20:18,922 --> 00:20:21,257
Let's just torch the objects,
torch the ghosts,
415
00:20:21,325 --> 00:20:22,525
And get out of here, okay?
416
00:20:22,593 --> 00:20:24,193
I'll go grab
"east of eden's" key chain.
417
00:21:08,338 --> 00:21:11,173
Dean!
418
00:21:12,777 --> 00:21:14,711
Dean!
419
00:21:30,428 --> 00:21:31,327
[ floor creaks ]
420
00:21:46,577 --> 00:21:48,177
[ growling ]
421
00:21:54,752 --> 00:21:56,018
Dean!
422
00:21:56,086 --> 00:21:57,687
Is that gandhi?!
yeah!
423
00:21:57,755 --> 00:21:59,121
Dude, he's squirrelly.
424
00:21:59,189 --> 00:22:00,056
Get the --
425
00:22:04,528 --> 00:22:05,762
Get the what?!
426
00:22:05,830 --> 00:22:07,430
Glasses!
427
00:22:13,838 --> 00:22:15,772
[ gasping ]
428
00:22:20,478 --> 00:22:22,311
[ breathing heavily ]
429
00:22:23,514 --> 00:22:26,048
You couldn't have been
a fan of someone cool?
430
00:22:28,752 --> 00:22:30,887
Really? gandhi?
431
00:22:39,312 --> 00:22:40,912
You ready
to blow this joint?
432
00:22:40,979 --> 00:22:43,548
Dean, didn't it strike you
as strange,
433
00:22:43,616 --> 00:22:45,851
The way gandhi
just vanished?
434
00:22:45,919 --> 00:22:47,086
Strange how?
435
00:22:47,153 --> 00:22:48,621
No screaming,
no big flameout.
436
00:22:48,689 --> 00:22:51,023
I mean, that isn't the way
ghosts usually go.
437
00:22:51,091 --> 00:22:52,458
Still --
i torched, he vanished.
438
00:22:52,526 --> 00:22:53,826
Yeah, but i --
439
00:22:53,893 --> 00:22:54,760
Also, i feel like he was...
440
00:22:54,828 --> 00:22:58,962
Trying to get
a bite out of me.
441
00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:00,231
A bite?
442
00:23:00,298 --> 00:23:01,865
Yeah, like he was hungry.
443
00:23:01,933 --> 00:23:04,935
but the thing is, gandhi --
or the real gandhi --
444
00:23:05,002 --> 00:23:06,203
He was a --
445
00:23:06,771 --> 00:23:08,371
A what?
446
00:23:10,174 --> 00:23:11,307
Spit it out.
447
00:23:12,543 --> 00:23:13,676
He was a fruitarian.
448
00:23:16,214 --> 00:23:17,347
[ chuckles ]
449
00:23:17,414 --> 00:23:20,150
Let me get this straight.
450
00:23:20,218 --> 00:23:21,852
Your ultimate hero
451
00:23:21,919 --> 00:23:23,787
Was not only
a short man in diapers,
452
00:23:23,855 --> 00:23:25,789
But he was also
a fruitarian?
453
00:23:25,857 --> 00:23:27,624
That's not the point.
that is good.
454
00:23:27,691 --> 00:23:29,226
That is --
even for you, that is good.
455
00:23:29,293 --> 00:23:31,995
Look, i'm just saying i'm not
so sure this thing is over.
456
00:23:32,063 --> 00:23:33,897
It was a ghost.
457
00:23:33,965 --> 00:23:36,633
It was a weirdly supercharged
fruitarian ghost.
458
00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,334
But it was still a ghost.
now let's go.
459
00:23:39,971 --> 00:23:41,437
So, first,
you drag me into town,
460
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:43,240
And now you're
dragging me back out?
461
00:23:43,307 --> 00:23:45,408
You ain't steering
this boat.
462
00:23:45,476 --> 00:23:47,277
Let's go. chop-chop.
463
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:48,745
You know,
this isn't gonna work.
464
00:23:50,614 --> 00:23:52,015
What isn't?
465
00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:53,750
Us.
you, me -- together.
466
00:23:53,818 --> 00:23:55,685
I thought it could,
but it can't.
467
00:23:55,753 --> 00:23:57,687
You're the one
that wanted back in, chief.
468
00:23:57,755 --> 00:23:59,289
And you're the one
who called me back in.
469
00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:02,058
I still think we got
some trust-building to do.
470
00:24:02,126 --> 00:24:04,727
How long am i gonna be
on double-secret probation?
471
00:24:04,796 --> 00:24:06,129
Until i say so.
472
00:24:08,065 --> 00:24:10,366
Look...
i know what i did,
473
00:24:10,434 --> 00:24:11,601
What i've done.
474
00:24:11,669 --> 00:24:13,603
And i am trying to climb
out of that hole.
475
00:24:13,671 --> 00:24:14,737
I am.
476
00:24:14,806 --> 00:24:16,106
But you're not making it
any easier.
477
00:24:16,174 --> 00:24:18,008
So, what, am i supposed to
just let you off the hook?
478
00:24:18,075 --> 00:24:20,243
No. you can think
whatever you want.
479
00:24:20,311 --> 00:24:22,112
I deserve it and worse.
480
00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:25,248
Hell, you'll never
punish me as much as
i'm punishing myself.
481
00:24:25,316 --> 00:24:27,517
But the point is,
482
00:24:27,584 --> 00:24:29,886
If we're gonna be a team,
you and i,
483
00:24:29,954 --> 00:24:31,888
It has to be
a two-way street.
484
00:24:33,357 --> 00:24:35,225
So we just go back
to the way we were before?
485
00:24:35,293 --> 00:24:37,160
No, because we were never
that way before.
486
00:24:37,228 --> 00:24:38,328
"before" didn't work.
487
00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:40,096
How do you think
we got here?
488
00:24:40,164 --> 00:24:41,998
What's that
supposed to mean?
489
00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:46,636
Dean, one of the reasons
i went off with ruby...
490
00:24:46,704 --> 00:24:47,971
Was to get away from you.
491
00:24:49,340 --> 00:24:50,773
What?
492
00:24:50,842 --> 00:24:53,076
It made me feel strong,
493
00:24:53,144 --> 00:24:55,245
Like i wasn't
your kid brother.
494
00:24:57,281 --> 00:24:58,915
are you saying
this is my fault?
495
00:24:58,983 --> 00:25:00,817
no, it's my fault.
496
00:25:00,885 --> 00:25:03,353
All i'm saying is that
if we're gonna do this,
497
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,787
We have to do it different.
498
00:25:04,856 --> 00:25:07,690
We can't just fall
into the same rut.
499
00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:09,326
What do you want me to do?
500
00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:12,795
You're gonna have to
let me grow up, for starters.
501
00:25:12,864 --> 00:25:15,999
[ cellphone ringing ]
502
00:25:23,574 --> 00:25:26,343
Yeah?
503
00:25:29,213 --> 00:25:32,482
Yeah. yeah, okay.
504
00:25:35,052 --> 00:25:37,820
I guess you were right
about this not being over.
505
00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:45,561
Sheriff carnegie.
506
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:46,930
Sheriff,
what happened?
507
00:25:46,998 --> 00:25:49,199
I, uh, um...
508
00:25:49,267 --> 00:25:51,234
I don't know.
509
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,075
Excuse us, girls.
hi, we're with the fbi.
510
00:25:59,143 --> 00:26:01,044
Can you tell us
what happened?
511
00:26:01,112 --> 00:26:03,046
It was horrible.
512
00:26:03,114 --> 00:26:04,347
Way horrible.
513
00:26:04,415 --> 00:26:05,382
What was horrible?
514
00:26:05,449 --> 00:26:06,849
I thought she'd be nice.
515
00:26:06,918 --> 00:26:08,518
I still can't believe it.
516
00:26:08,585 --> 00:26:09,552
Believe what?
517
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:11,054
She took danielle!
518
00:26:11,122 --> 00:26:11,988
Who?
519
00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:16,326
It's okay. you're safe.
just tell us.
520
00:26:16,394 --> 00:26:17,760
Who took your friend?
521
00:26:19,397 --> 00:26:20,596
It was...
522
00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:21,664
Paris hilton.
523
00:26:23,467 --> 00:26:24,600
Sorry?
524
00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:25,902
She looked
really good, though.
525
00:26:25,970 --> 00:26:28,571
Skinny.
skinny and fast.
526
00:26:28,639 --> 00:26:30,506
W-- huh?
527
00:26:30,574 --> 00:26:33,343
Um, where did they go?
528
00:26:33,411 --> 00:26:35,011
We don't know.
529
00:26:35,079 --> 00:26:36,646
They just vanished.
530
00:26:36,713 --> 00:26:40,516
Would you excuse us
for just a minute?
531
00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:44,254
Paris hilton's not dead,
as far as we know, right?
532
00:26:44,322 --> 00:26:45,521
Pretty sure, no.
533
00:26:45,589 --> 00:26:46,990
Which means it's not a...
534
00:26:47,058 --> 00:26:48,758
Ghost, no.
535
00:26:48,826 --> 00:26:51,261
So either paris hilton
is a homicidal maniac or --
536
00:26:51,329 --> 00:26:53,229
Or we missed something.
537
00:26:53,297 --> 00:26:55,365
What do you want to do?
538
00:27:09,013 --> 00:27:10,780
[ grunts ]
539
00:27:10,848 --> 00:27:12,983
[ exhales sharply ]
540
00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:20,756
Whew! that's ripe.
541
00:27:27,764 --> 00:27:30,433
[ grunts ]
542
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:40,810
What the hell?
543
00:27:43,447 --> 00:27:44,680
[ sighs ]
544
00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:46,049
I can't believe i missed it.
545
00:27:46,117 --> 00:27:47,317
Missed what?
546
00:27:47,385 --> 00:27:48,985
Went back over
the other two vics.
547
00:27:49,053 --> 00:27:50,353
There was blood loss --
major.
548
00:27:50,421 --> 00:27:52,522
Yeah, well, being a gory smear
will do that to you.
549
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:53,990
No, no,
i mean more blood loss
550
00:27:54,058 --> 00:27:55,992
Than a car crash or a head wound
should cause.
551
00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:57,360
Almost like...
something's feeding.
552
00:27:57,428 --> 00:27:58,495
Yeah.
awesome.
553
00:27:58,562 --> 00:28:00,497
And then...
there were these.
554
00:28:02,299 --> 00:28:04,634
What are those, seeds?
555
00:28:04,701 --> 00:28:07,103
Yeah, they were
in both vics' bellies.
556
00:28:07,171 --> 00:28:08,738
I hope
you washed your hands.
557
00:28:08,805 --> 00:28:11,141
They're unlike any other seed
i've ever seen before, dean.
558
00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:14,144
Wow, just when i thought
you couldn't get any geekier.
559
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:25,955
[ chuckles ] yahtzee!
560
00:28:26,023 --> 00:28:27,823
What?
561
00:28:27,891 --> 00:28:29,426
The seeds aren't
from around here.
562
00:28:29,493 --> 00:28:31,461
In fact, they're not from any
tree or plant in the country.
563
00:28:31,529 --> 00:28:33,129
Where are they from?
564
00:28:33,197 --> 00:28:35,198
Eastern europe,
from a forest in the balkans,
565
00:28:35,266 --> 00:28:36,766
Which is not
even there anymore.
566
00:28:36,833 --> 00:28:38,435
It was chopped down
like 30 years ago.
567
00:28:38,502 --> 00:28:39,869
So?
568
00:28:39,937 --> 00:28:42,372
So, local legend has it
that the forest was guarded
569
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,141
By a pagan god
whose name was leshii --
570
00:28:45,209 --> 00:28:48,478
A mischievous god,
could take on infinite forms.
571
00:28:48,546 --> 00:28:51,481
And let me guess --
he liked to munch on his fans.
572
00:28:51,549 --> 00:28:53,450
[ chuckles ] yep.
573
00:28:53,517 --> 00:28:55,418
"could be appeased only with
the blood from his worshippers."
574
00:28:55,486 --> 00:28:56,786
It would drain them
575
00:28:56,853 --> 00:28:58,721
Then stuff their stomachs
with the seeds.
576
00:28:58,789 --> 00:29:00,690
How's he doing it?
577
00:29:00,757 --> 00:29:03,626
What, he touches
james dean's key chain
578
00:29:03,694 --> 00:29:07,063
And then morphs
into james dean?
579
00:29:07,131 --> 00:29:10,266
Hmm.
that's good a guess as any.
580
00:29:10,334 --> 00:29:13,436
Yeah, well, whatever.
how do we kill him?
581
00:29:13,504 --> 00:29:16,772
Says here to chop off his head
with an iron ax.
582
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,741
All right.
583
00:29:18,809 --> 00:29:21,511
Let's go gank ourselves
a paris hilton.
584
00:30:09,293 --> 00:30:10,260
[ whistles ]
585
00:30:37,921 --> 00:30:41,191
Sam: hey.
586
00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:42,124
She alive?
587
00:30:43,827 --> 00:30:45,261
Yeah, barely.
588
00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:53,303
[ sighs ]
589
00:31:01,278 --> 00:31:03,012
Awesome.
590
00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:39,899
Hilton: ohh...
591
00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:42,701
I'm so glad
you're awake for this.
592
00:31:42,769 --> 00:31:45,404
This is gonna be huge.
593
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:51,744
Super.
i wouldn't want to miss it.
594
00:31:51,812 --> 00:31:55,648
I mean, i've been stuffing
myself with fast food lately.
595
00:31:55,715 --> 00:31:58,283
So it's nice
to do the ritual right,
596
00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:01,153
Prepare a nice, slow meal
for a change.
597
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:02,655
Just like
the good old days, huh?
598
00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,791
You have no idea.
599
00:32:05,859 --> 00:32:08,060
people adored me.
600
00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:09,929
They used to
throw themselves at me,
601
00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:12,164
With smiles on their faces.
602
00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:15,133
Yeah, i guess these days,
nobody gives a flying crap
603
00:32:15,201 --> 00:32:17,736
About some
backwoods-forest god, huh?
604
00:32:21,908 --> 00:32:24,443
No, not since
they cut down my forest
605
00:32:24,511 --> 00:32:25,711
To build a yugo plant.
606
00:32:25,779 --> 00:32:28,046
March of progress, sister.
607
00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:31,450
For years now,
i've been wandering.
608
00:32:31,518 --> 00:32:33,819
Hungry. scared.
609
00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:36,889
Scrounging for scraps.
610
00:32:36,957 --> 00:32:38,123
so not sexy.
611
00:32:38,191 --> 00:32:40,359
But then...
612
00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:43,462
The best thing ever happened --
613
00:32:43,530 --> 00:32:45,764
Someone tripped
the apocalypse.
614
00:32:45,832 --> 00:32:47,867
And i thought, what the hell --
615
00:32:47,934 --> 00:32:50,335
I'm tired
of watching what i eat.
616
00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:52,605
I want to pig out.
617
00:32:52,672 --> 00:32:54,807
So i found this little place.
618
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:57,009
It's awesome.
619
00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:59,478
Adoring fans
stroll right in the door.
620
00:32:59,546 --> 00:33:02,381
yeah.
but they're not your fans.
621
00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:03,916
So?
622
00:33:03,984 --> 00:33:06,852
They worship
lincoln, gandhi, hilton.
623
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,721
Whatever.
i'll take what i can get.
624
00:33:08,788 --> 00:33:10,455
Dean: you know,
i got to tell you,
625
00:33:10,524 --> 00:33:12,190
You are not
the first god we've met,
626
00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:14,192
But you are the nuttiest.
627
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,896
No. you. you people.
628
00:33:16,963 --> 00:33:18,497
You're the crazy ones.
629
00:33:18,565 --> 00:33:20,699
You used to worship gods.
630
00:33:20,767 --> 00:33:23,002
But this? [ scoffs ]
631
00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:25,337
This is what passes
for idolatry?
632
00:33:25,405 --> 00:33:27,740
Celebrities?
633
00:33:27,807 --> 00:33:30,509
What have they got besides
small dogs and spray tans?
634
00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:34,547
You people used to
have old-time religion.
635
00:33:34,614 --> 00:33:36,181
now you have us weekly.
636
00:33:36,249 --> 00:33:37,616
I don't know.
637
00:33:37,684 --> 00:33:39,518
i'm more of a penthouse forum
man, myself.
638
00:33:39,586 --> 00:33:40,485
[ clicks tongue ]
639
00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:45,490
Maybe, but...
640
00:33:45,559 --> 00:33:49,061
There's still a lot of yummy
meat on those bones, boy.
641
00:33:50,430 --> 00:33:53,331
Well, i hate to break it
to you, sister, but, uh...
642
00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:55,801
You can't eat me.
643
00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:58,771
See, i'm not
a paris hilton bff.
644
00:33:58,838 --> 00:34:01,273
I've never even seen
"house of wax."
645
00:34:02,642 --> 00:34:04,677
No.
646
00:34:04,744 --> 00:34:06,845
But i can totally
read your mind, dean.
647
00:34:06,913 --> 00:34:08,714
I know who your hero is.
648
00:34:08,782 --> 00:34:09,915
Your daddy.
649
00:34:09,983 --> 00:34:13,085
Am i right?
650
00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:14,753
[ chuckles ]
651
00:34:14,821 --> 00:34:16,922
And this belonged to him.
652
00:34:16,990 --> 00:34:18,958
Didn't it?
653
00:34:19,025 --> 00:34:21,060
Poor little dean.
654
00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:23,862
All you ever wanted
was to be loved by your idol.
655
00:34:25,098 --> 00:34:27,265
One distant father figure,
coming right up!
656
00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:46,151
[ thudding ]
657
00:34:49,689 --> 00:34:50,923
[ breathing heavily ]
658
00:35:02,802 --> 00:35:03,802
Not a word.
659
00:35:03,870 --> 00:35:05,303
Dude.
660
00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:09,407
You just got whaled on
by paris hilton.
661
00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:11,076
Shut up.
662
00:35:20,098 --> 00:35:23,033
All right. thank you.
663
00:35:23,101 --> 00:35:25,436
Sheriff carnegie.
664
00:35:25,503 --> 00:35:27,304
Danielle's
gonna be all right.
665
00:35:27,372 --> 00:35:28,973
She's sworn off
"the simple life,"
666
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,140
But other than that...
667
00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:31,375
Glad she's okay.
668
00:35:31,443 --> 00:35:33,210
It gets better --
669
00:35:33,278 --> 00:35:35,245
Sheriff's putting out an apb
on paris hilton.
670
00:35:35,313 --> 00:35:36,546
[ chuckles ]
671
00:35:36,614 --> 00:35:39,450
That ought to be good.
672
00:35:44,222 --> 00:35:46,623
Hey, listen, i was thinking
about what you said yesterday --
673
00:35:46,691 --> 00:35:49,226
About me keeping
too tight of a leash on you.
674
00:35:50,962 --> 00:35:52,562
Well, maybe you're right.
675
00:35:54,665 --> 00:35:56,633
I mean, look, i'm not
exactly mr. innocent
676
00:35:56,701 --> 00:35:58,102
In this whole mess, either.
677
00:35:58,169 --> 00:35:59,803
you know,
i did break the first seal.
678
00:35:59,871 --> 00:36:02,039
You didn't know.
yeah, well,
neither did you.
679
00:36:02,107 --> 00:36:04,708
I'm not saying demon blood
was a great way to go,
680
00:36:04,775 --> 00:36:06,576
But you did kill lilith.
681
00:36:06,644 --> 00:36:09,546
And start the apocalypse.
which neither of us
saw coming.
682
00:36:09,614 --> 00:36:11,615
I mean, who would've
thought killing lilith
would've been a bad thing?
683
00:36:15,453 --> 00:36:18,155
Point is, i was so worried
about watching your every move
684
00:36:18,223 --> 00:36:20,157
That i didn't see what
it was actually doing to you.
685
00:36:23,961 --> 00:36:25,262
So, for that, i'm sorry.
686
00:36:25,330 --> 00:36:27,131
Thanks.
687
00:36:32,237 --> 00:36:33,770
So, where do we go
from here?
688
00:36:33,838 --> 00:36:36,040
The way i see it, we got
one shot at surviving this.
689
00:36:36,107 --> 00:36:37,374
What's that?
690
00:36:37,442 --> 00:36:38,575
Maybe i am on deck
for the devil.
691
00:36:38,643 --> 00:36:39,809
Maybe the same
with you and michael.
692
00:36:39,877 --> 00:36:40,911
Maybe there's
no changing that.
693
00:36:40,978 --> 00:36:43,080
Well, that's encouraging.
694
00:36:43,148 --> 00:36:45,282
But we can stop wringing
our hands over it.
695
00:36:45,350 --> 00:36:47,451
We got to just grab on
to whatever's in front of us,
696
00:36:47,519 --> 00:36:49,353
Kick its ass,
and go down fighting.
697
00:36:53,224 --> 00:36:54,491
I can get on board
with that.
698
00:36:54,559 --> 00:36:55,992
Okay.
699
00:36:56,061 --> 00:36:58,462
But we're gonna have to
do it on the same level.
700
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:03,534
You got it.
701
00:37:07,838 --> 00:37:09,706
What do you say
we get the hell out of here?
702
00:37:09,774 --> 00:37:10,874
Hell yeah.
703
00:37:10,942 --> 00:37:12,642
[ keys jingling ]
704
00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:13,944
Hey.
705
00:37:21,086 --> 00:37:22,252
You want to drive?
706
00:37:25,323 --> 00:37:26,457
You sure?
707
00:37:26,524 --> 00:37:29,993
Yeah. i could, uh --
i could use a nap.
708
00:37:31,529 --> 00:37:33,630
[ chuckles softly ]
709
00:37:33,698 --> 00:37:36,900
[ "superstitious" plays ]
710
00:37:45,810 --> 00:37:49,379
[ engine turns over, revs ]
711
00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:53,380
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